Xander Harris
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Post by Xander Harris on May 4, 2009 19:55:56 GMT 1
The young one eyed watcher laughed in amusement at Lisa. "You wish I was a pervert, Lisa. Everyone wants a piece of the Xan-Man at one point or another in their lives." a confident Xander stated. Xander took note of Alyssa's uncomfortable reaction to his perving. (Nice one Xander creep the poor girl out.) Xander grabbed the remote while the girls went on his porn infested computer. He laughed when he heared their complains. "Yeah, sorry, I am a man. I have my needs, and sometimes it extends to the wonderful world of cyberspace my dears." the sarcasm flowing, while flipping through his basic cable. (There is never anything on except for bad soap operas and Opra!)he gave up and and looked over at Lisa and smiles. "You come into my house, drink my soda, mess around on my computer and can't even make a man some breakfest." he continues to grin knowing he just pushed her buttons, and he loved it.
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Post by Alyssa Rose Morris on May 10, 2009 22:10:01 GMT 1
Lisa seemed shocked by the revelation that Alyssa couldn't use facebook. Where Alyssa lived she never had much use for it. She was so outdoorsy and her computer was only ever used for homework. But on Lisa's words, Alyssa hoped up over to the computer and took a seat beside lisa. She let a small smile slide across her face at the way Lisa confronted Xander about the speed of his computer and shook her head at his reply. "men." was muttered simply under her breath.
Then when Xander said about her coming into his house and not even making him breakfast. "dude its almost 2 in the afternoon... Thats not breakfast time in the technical sense but you know what, that cake wasn't very filling.. i've got the munchies so me and lisa can go attempt something in the kitchen while you sort the computer out if you'd like?!"
--So it suuuuuuuucks im sorry--
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Post by Lisa Hallam on May 11, 2009 18:08:10 GMT 1
“You wish…” she joked a little, Xander wasn’t bad looking but he was a good friend of Lisa’s and she would never see him in that way. She raised an eyebrow at him a little then had to hold back a giggle as Alyssa muttered under her breath, it was just what Lisa herself was thinking.
“Cook? You know I don’t cook.” she grinned at Xander; she had never cooked for anyone but never really told anyone her reason for not doing so unless she really had too. Well most people would leave it at that if she said so or even try to teach her like Jodi once had but Lisa thought it was best to leave out because she didn’t want to bring up the fact that she couldn’t even use a microwave oven. Whenever she was planning to hang out at Xander’s which was generally in the evening she would order them pizza because it was so much easier. She was about to tell Alyssa that she had the best pizzerias number in town on her speed dial when she offered Xander that they would go attempt to make him something.
After a few minutes of feeling like she was looking horrified and realising that her mouth was open with from the shock of having someone new who she would have too mention it sooner or later. Lisa quickly closed her mouth and snapped out of it; realising that Alyssa had made the chocolate cake she turned it into a smile thinking that obviously Alyssa would be able to cook. Hopefully Lisa would just get away with watching and making herself look busy.
“Good idea” she replied faking a little half smile, she got up off the chair “Xander you need to delete some of the crap you have on there and then when you have me and Alyssa should just be about finished playing chefs for you” she grinned at him and headed for the kitchen leaving him to get onto the computer.
Opening his food cupboard she looked inside but no ideas came to her head considering she mainly lived off chocolate and cereal “Ok… I have no idea what to make him” she sighed, she pulled out a couple of aprons and passed one to Alyssa “Your head chef, I really don’t cook much” she lied not wanting to admit that she never cooked at all.
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Xander Harris
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Post by Xander Harris on May 12, 2009 10:48:20 GMT 1
Xander couldn't help but laugh at the poor girls struggle on his 10 year old computer he bought at a pawn shop. You would think being on the Watcher's Council's payroll you would get payed better or given all the best quality stuff. Xander thought for a second, and realized he never bothered to ask for something. That's something to deal with at another time. Xander watched in amusement once more as he saw both of their faces just make the funniest frowns at his pervertedness. "Wrong you wish, Lisa. You know are love is a forbidden love and the council frowns upon it. Besides, I'm still in love with..." Xander's smile went away half way through his response when he thought about what he was about to say out loud. (Phew! Keep that trap shut.) Xander thought. Xander couldn't but laugh at the girls and the confusion that predicament that Alyssa put Lisa in. Xander knew darn well that no slayer can cook, especially Lisa. Lisa made Buffy look like Betty Croker when it came to simple things Buffy can cook, like a bowl of cereal. Well, that's not cooking, but Lisa has a hard time with that. Xander didn't even want Lisa to cook, probably because the kitchen would find a way to catch on fire. It was too late Alyssa convinced her to help her make something (I knew I should have just ordered a pizza, at least this should be entertaining and hilarious.) Xander thought as he responded to the girl's remarks. "Dear in the Xander zone, 2 pm is only 8 am. You will learn in time, if you are as smart as you look." Xander gave Alyssa a humorous look.
Xander's smile went upside down when they initiated his end of the bargain. Xander barely knew how to turn that thing on and search the web nevertheless fix it or clean it out. Xander relented. "Okay, I'll take a look at it. I'm not going to guarantee anything though. With my luck the computer has been hacked by some cyberdemon and if that happens, please call Willow asap, if i don't come back in ten minutes." Xander said with a smile as he took a seat at the computer as he sighed at it's slowness
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