Post by Xander Harris on May 9, 2009 0:25:48 GMT 1
Scene opens up with our single-eyed hero Xander Harris surrounded by five of his favorite demons. "So, I'm taking it, you guys don't want to go out for some drinks after this?" Xander requested with a hint of sarcasm. The young dark haired watcher was dressed in his new favorite black leather coat, same old faded jeans, and his curb stomping combat boots.
One of the vampires stepped closer, Xander noticed he had a large scar on his cheek. Xander automatically assumed he was the leader. "So, look what he have here? The Slayer's little boyfriend?" the leader snarled. Xander couldn't help but smile at the vampire's assumption that he and Buffy were dating. It brought back memories from high school. (Sometimes I wish.) Xander thought to himself. "Alright boys, we could always handle this like nice little demons." Xander acted as if he was begging. Soon after Xander's comment one of the other vampires leaped toward Xander and quickly turned to dust to the obvious amusement of a stake holding Xander. "You thought I was going to be that easy? I'm not second in command because I look cool." as he pointed toward his eye patch As the rest of them quickly attacked the founding Scooby member.
"Owww!" as Xander is thrown into a large gravestone that coincidentally had the name Harris on the front of it. Xander gathered himself and took a glance at the gravestone . "Oh isn't that ironic." as one the vampires connected with a jab to the left cheek of Xander. Xander fell back and recovered. He ducked the next punch and went down to one knee and stabbed forward into the undead's chest as it soon turned to dust. "As the great Ashley J. Williams would say, Groovy!." Xander boldly stated as he dodged a blow from the next ugly vampire. Xander avoided a hit and connected with a right cross to the vampire's jaw. He then smirked and quickly sweep kicked it to the floor. "It was nice partying with ya." as he staked the poor vampire in the chest.
The last two vampires stared in awe at Xander's somewhat wacky, but impressive way of slaying. "Are you knuckle heads going to suck me dry or what?" Xander questioned. Both vampires came and charged at once. Xander quickly pulled his other stake out of his jacket coat as they approached. Xander threw a stake sharply into the chest of the smaller one and he turned to the usual dust. Xander wasn't as lucky with the big leader as he avoided Xander's other stake. "Oh boy." said Xander as he was barely avoided the parade of punches thrown by the pissed off vampire. The luck didn't last so long as he connected in the gut of the young reluctant watcher. Xander screamed out in pain as the vampire connected to his face a few more times. The vampire lifted Xander off the groud a few feet and smiled. "So, you think you could go around slaying us? Acting like the slayer?" the vampire growled with anger. Xander struggled to breath and shot back. "Did I ever tell you, that you have the prettiest eyes?" Xander joked trying to buy himself time. He used the same line a lot, it usually brought him luck because he is still alive today. The vampire just laughed at the question as he went for the neck of hero with a grin.
One of the vampires stepped closer, Xander noticed he had a large scar on his cheek. Xander automatically assumed he was the leader. "So, look what he have here? The Slayer's little boyfriend?" the leader snarled. Xander couldn't help but smile at the vampire's assumption that he and Buffy were dating. It brought back memories from high school. (Sometimes I wish.) Xander thought to himself. "Alright boys, we could always handle this like nice little demons." Xander acted as if he was begging. Soon after Xander's comment one of the other vampires leaped toward Xander and quickly turned to dust to the obvious amusement of a stake holding Xander. "You thought I was going to be that easy? I'm not second in command because I look cool." as he pointed toward his eye patch As the rest of them quickly attacked the founding Scooby member.
"Owww!" as Xander is thrown into a large gravestone that coincidentally had the name Harris on the front of it. Xander gathered himself and took a glance at the gravestone . "Oh isn't that ironic." as one the vampires connected with a jab to the left cheek of Xander. Xander fell back and recovered. He ducked the next punch and went down to one knee and stabbed forward into the undead's chest as it soon turned to dust. "As the great Ashley J. Williams would say, Groovy!." Xander boldly stated as he dodged a blow from the next ugly vampire. Xander avoided a hit and connected with a right cross to the vampire's jaw. He then smirked and quickly sweep kicked it to the floor. "It was nice partying with ya." as he staked the poor vampire in the chest.
The last two vampires stared in awe at Xander's somewhat wacky, but impressive way of slaying. "Are you knuckle heads going to suck me dry or what?" Xander questioned. Both vampires came and charged at once. Xander quickly pulled his other stake out of his jacket coat as they approached. Xander threw a stake sharply into the chest of the smaller one and he turned to the usual dust. Xander wasn't as lucky with the big leader as he avoided Xander's other stake. "Oh boy." said Xander as he was barely avoided the parade of punches thrown by the pissed off vampire. The luck didn't last so long as he connected in the gut of the young reluctant watcher. Xander screamed out in pain as the vampire connected to his face a few more times. The vampire lifted Xander off the groud a few feet and smiled. "So, you think you could go around slaying us? Acting like the slayer?" the vampire growled with anger. Xander struggled to breath and shot back. "Did I ever tell you, that you have the prettiest eyes?" Xander joked trying to buy himself time. He used the same line a lot, it usually brought him luck because he is still alive today. The vampire just laughed at the question as he went for the neck of hero with a grin.